Mary Had A little Lamb
Hello! I am a Bastard! I am Mia too.. its hard to explain! theres no time! After years of silence, I have finally came out of hiding (The queen died) and now I am ready to share all of my long awaited secrets.. I dont know if the world is ready to hear what I have to say, but the truth has to come out. Every time ive been burned at the stake, I come back with even more litness and even more dopeness so dont even try it.
Yay hello... it is December 19 :P I dont really know how to code so whatever its fine. One time I was fishing and I got a fish but I was so scared because I was all by myself and the fish was so sharp and I had to unhook it from its gummy little mouth so I did that and then I was like that was so scary so Im just not gonna put any food on the hook and im just gonna pretend im fishing so i threw it back in and some stupid idiot moron fish got himself hooked anyways so I let him go and then I felt like a terrorist so I just threw them the rest of the corn and hotdog pieces. 9/11 was pretty bad but think of all of the 9/11's fish go thru and nobody cares? Anyone who calls themselves an "old soul" should be put to death immediately.
Hi errbody its ur friend..Me, its been like 2 or 3 hours since I last wrote here. I wish I new how to put a little turtle friend right here but i dont know how to rly write code so lets just imagine. Lets hold hands and close our eyes and imagine a little turtle friend riiiiight here. How sweet is he
Its december 20th of 2023 What up basturds and basterdettes its meeee.. Mia ;P. Do the canadians play soccer? I feel like ive never seen their soccer team. My head hurts ow ow ow ow ow. Ow!! My head hurts SO bad. Everybody calls drake gay and stuff but hes literally just canadian. Poor guy. Hes so misunderstood. I just wanna give him a hug and tell him everything is gonna be ok, and I bet if he knew that my dad died he would do the same to me, because thats the kind of canadian person he is: gay and kind.
its december 21st 2023 I gotta pee rly bad and I miss my dad a lot today. Its weird that its been this many days from october 3rd. I just feel horrible all the time. Im jealous and im pissed. Im jelly everybody elses dad is alive, and im pissed bcs ppl r lame and their lame dads r still alive. Maybe I will try to talk to the ghost in my room. She told me god was real so thats cool but Idk I dont rly get what all the hoots n hollering for. Either way I feel the same. I hope my life will get better soon, Id like to be happy and have some more friends bc my classes suck so hard and some of these kids omg I feel like im contracting a disease whenever they talk to me. Everyday its like this fucking joke I cant even believe it. A lot of people say things like this pit make a person stronger, but I honestly don't feel it, I feel like ive been spiritually lobotomized and left here to die. Im not even mourning over some basic ass dad guy like my dad was cool as fuck he got barred from law. He was never mean or yelled at me and he was such a sucker I convinced him I was sick to get out of school for 21 days straight until cps showed up. He was funny and nice and better than everybody else’s dad so what the fuck. He was so great that he could only be healthy for so long. Sometimes I will be talking to someone and I think what kind of words my dad would say if he was in my position, most of the time I cant even imagine his words because the people are like from a whole different reality. About a month ago my math teacher (fat and ugly and unfunny) called on me for this question and I was just super sad bc my dad literally died 2 weeks before and I didnt wanna talk but he didnt leave me alone and he was getting all up in my bixniss like "DID U EVEN WRITE ANY OF THIS DOWN" And ok look hes literally just chimping bc I dog on him like all the time and he cant take a joke like a grown man should so he dont like me that much. But anyways I started crying and he wouldnt give it up im not kidding for like 5 straight minutes he was giving me the third degree over a fucking math problem I just sat there and cried and everybody was looking at me but idrgaf too much ab them bc theyre lames but I remember looking at this eyes like seriously what the fuck is wrong with u why r u doing this and he literally started smiling and right then i figured out that this guy was creep and demented and he deserves to be taken care of soviet style that motherfucker. I sat there for the rest of the class sniffling and crying while everyone watched. Fuck all of them I hope when their father dies they get life exactly how I did, I hope they feel every struggle and every hit just like me, But they aren’t special so they never will. So I just went home and wrote out a few rage pages calling him gay and retarded and then I prayed real hard that he would kill himself. “Dear heavenly father please please please please please lend him the will to pull the trigger tonight,” *JOKING THIS TOTALLY FICTIONAL AND NOT TARGETED AT ALL AND NOT REAL* Omg I rly hope nobody is seeing this bc this could get me in trouble bcs apparently america is dead bc what happened to my free speech but whatever. Hi Olivia I know Olivia is seeing this maybe. And maybe my kids and my grandchildren Hay yall :D!! Anyways all Im saying is that I deserve a fucking break and whoever intervenes is getting plotted on and im praying on ur downfall so watch out idk. Im just really sad and exhausted with no end in sight so if its not too much trouble for u, cry for me today.,, La Bastarde out! Omg i cant wait for christmas.. I rly hope ill get some tooth gemz!! Yay
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MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS ITS CHRISTMAS TODAY DID WE HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS???????? U KNOW I LOVE U RIGHT? i lOVE u Yes i do. I got the tooth gems but it was missing the glue and the light but something is always missing so im not too bummed. im watching eyes wide shut omg nicole kidman is so skinny and pretty im rly happy for her. I like her glasses. trying not to think about bad thingz. red and orange and green and pink r such beautiful colors but blue is the very most beautiful of them all. I heard that blue wasnt recogninzed as a color until not too long ago which makes sense because i wont tell u why i dont want u to know. Something is always missing,, Millions of years of evolution and still my tummy hurts so bad. I would probably be an abusive husband if ihad the option because so many times i just wanna smack someone around and calll them a dorkwad. Skippy is very dear to me i hope he will be nicer to me wants his balls get killed. i want pretty earrings. I watched this movie from the 30s the other day its called :it happened one night" this movie was so good and killed my hear bc I had no idea men could do that yk. Why dont men do like that anymore i dont get it. I want to be cared for and i want to be so dear to a man that he would wipe the rain off my face with a hankerchif or whatever and as weird as it sounds the man handling was kinda lit like Yeeaaaa. Men dont rly act like that anymmore like men seem very girly and less lit and manly now. Most if not all the men I know are kinda like girl men,, even the chill ones just dont rly act like respectable men. They need harship. . omg tom cruise is getting bullies and getting called a faggot omg lol this is sad but kinda funny too lol. Men need to step up like I am rly ready to step down and be taken care of and loved and Idk I wanna be the girl in the relationship. its time for me to send the rage page to that one guy who was acitng like a girl and I will tell him that bc I know hes super insecure ab his masculinity so ill say something ab him being gay too. Ive been holding off on sending this rage page bc hes actually such a loser that i couod put so much into a rage page i thought it should take some real time to craft dis shit but now im thinkin like fuck it who is this kid even. Oh the cnrismas yis yis yis de christmas Yes it is the biss(best)
Hey yawl its january 8th. Yayyayayayay. Ive been sick :C meigghh.. Its the last week of the semester and I am so excited to get this over with. I have a theory that This semester was punishment for some terrorist attack I mightve pulled in a past life. So I have hope!! I hope things go better this next semester. Its like the nightmare has finally come to an end. My nose is so stuffed theres like a billion slimey muscuses in my nose rn its insane. I have to remember that i need to meditate on good things so good things come to me.
Damn I hate unfunny bitches so much like what do yal want from me?? Its January 10th and Im feeling very free.
Hello my people! Hello to the masses! Its february 27. Long time no see. Ive only went to the gym once this month I feel like I played myself, but I also feel like i havent played myself bcs they overcharge me. I got into college so yay. Nothing rly new besides that. I feel sick today and nobody cares. I cant wait for the warm weather again. I want to start writing here again because nobody sees this and i'm running out of storage in my notes app. Fucked up my hair a lil but thats Ok. I won best dressed so everybody can go die. I lost some weight because im a goddamn champion with a lost appetite cus of covid. A few weeks ago I had this mantra I would chant at the beginning of the day. I would say "I am so lucky, My life is beautiful this world is beautiful, im sexy beautiful, I have a million friends, i have a million loves, and I have epic skills and I am a genius and everything works out great for me." And my days actually went great. But then I stopped bcs I forgot and I dont care that much. I think about how everybody whos ever existed, what we all have in common probably is how we think about if the future will think of us. Most of us will be gone though, thats a ok with me. A modest existence is a holy one. We get gone and then we get perfect nothingness. Oh and I did a few other things like I texted the most insane text to my opp and it was so insane and so great and fun. I hope i have fun forever. Meeiiighghhh I feel so sick urgh this sucks urgh. I want to roll around in warm sand soon. I havent seen a baby in a really long time and its freaking me out because where did they go..What are they up to?...... There is this movie called baby genius I watched it a crazy long time ago but there was this elite league of genius babies organized by the government and the lead baby genius is actually pretty jewish looking AND his name is Sy? Right. But anyways so these baby geniuses they all like band together against the government because the government had some crazy ass agenda that messed with the baby genius agenda so there was a lot of beef and fighting that went down. Actually pretty scary stuff I wouldnt reccomend to anybody whos sensitive or has diabetes or other heart conditions. But these babies, eventually they grow out of being babies and they lose their genius. So theres probably something prophetic about that. But what a stupid movie because first off babies are so retarded like they are cute but so retarded they literally shit their pants all the time. And if U gave a baby a copernicus it would put it in its mouth. Babies DGAFFFF!!! Babies arent geniuses, but they have something much more valuable, Stem cells!! And simplicity. We all have much to learn from the babies.